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kncrowder88:

Orange is the New Black cast for Entertainment Weekly (May 2, 2014)

Kate look scary. That’s the Janeway glare multiple by like a billion

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

Sisko, would it kill you to crack a smile that doesn’t resemble a snarl or a grimace?

I get that your job is stressful and your wife is dead. My heart’s not made of stone. But could you occasionally not take yourself so seriously? If he doesn’t chill by the end of this season, I’m changing the name of DS9 to  The Curious Case of Benjamin Buzzkill.

killerville:

french girls drink wine naked in the bath and it’s hot, but i drink a case of 4 loko naked in the starfish touch tank at sea world and it’s “probably like 50 felonies, you monster.” whatever, OFFICER

bornsecular89:

entertainmentweekly:

The ladies of Litchfield are back! Get a sneak peek at season 2 of Orange Is the New Black in this week’s issue.Photo credit: Ruven Afanador for EW. 

🙀

Who’s stopping at the newsstand on her way home? This girl!!!

bornsecular89:

entertainmentweekly:

The ladies of Litchfield are back! Get a sneak peek at season 2 of Orange Is the New Black in this week’s issue.

Photo credit: Ruven Afanador for EW. 

🙀

Who’s stopping at the newsstand on her way home? This girl!!!

A RANT TO JUDGMENTAL FUCKNUGGETS WHO SHAME MY FRIENDS

If you’re gonna read sexual confessions blogs, you probably shouldn’t reblog them with your judgmental rants appended. The reason that people anonymously confess things is that they know their fantasies are taboo and they’re ashamed to admit them. So next time you’re tempted to call somebody “sick” or “disgusting” and explain in detail why you find them so depraved, remember that (A) no one’s making you read it and (B) you’ve probably had thoughts that you wouldn’t want to be public knowledge. You may even be a little taken aback and horrified at some of your own thoughts. In most cases, people “confess” anonymously not to seek approval, but to seek confirmation that they’re not alone or monsters for having darker thoughts and desires and to purge them in a safe environment. There’s nothing wrong with being disturbed by or judging the things you see—actually, in a lot of cases you probably will. But don’t publicly shame a confessor. Don’t take someone’s safe place away.

Idiots.

shapeshiftingpenis:

But the card my eleven year old nephew gave me is real Hallmark material

shapeshiftingpenis:

But the card my eleven year old nephew gave me is real Hallmark material